the week that wasnt

yeah yeah yeah Iknow what you are thinking this is the name of the show in which cyrus spoofs the news of that week

but just cant help looking at the week in that way

let me remember

MONDAY ahhhhhh the usual monday morning blues krishnaraj sir has the first period of the week he starts and finishes in his usual style he starts by just blankly staring at all of us for some time and then continues with the rest of the class in and a single breath finishes the class nothing much that entire day but all the boys discussing about their trip on sunday (the so called class trip) darn Icouldnt join them

TUESDAY nothing much on this day either the usual melee to the class followed by 6 hours of nothingness yeah pavan comes to the class with bandages on both his hands (now Im going to act as if Idont know how he got hurt because if Ireveal it Imay need bandages on monday) pasha sir foundly enquires about his hands and poor pavan he cant tell the actual reason ha haaaa

WEDNESDAY well signs of recovery not much talk of the trip and bhaskar starts planning the second trip not much success here either (we just cant convince everyone to come can we) the entire day is spent shuttling between our HQ (amars room) and the college the new rage catches up the business plan everyone is trying to put together their group and try out a decent plan krishnaraj sir told us earlier that he was open to a discussion of our business plan (provided it was in coffe day and it was sponsored by us) ha haaaa forget it nothing much that day either

THURSDAY arguably the best day of the week three periods of krishnaraj sir three periods of just listening the day started with dms (no Istill dont know the sirs name) sir comes along and the class is locked he waits for ten minutes outside and then someone opens the class darn well let me guess he probably was teaching us about relations not many of us were listening though all of us were busy talking about our business plan though and finally for the first time in m life Isaw him loose his cool and scream at us (yeah that may be because Iwsnt around for the first month) and then the period everyone was waiting for business tutorials krishnaraj sir walks into the class with a few charts in his hand everyones left wondering what hes going to do (yeah you guessed it right all this time he somewhat typically stares at the whole class) then he says e has a game for us he divides (what again) the class into four groups he says each group has 25 crores with them and each one of us are going to start a soft toys company (yeah after 2 years) we have to draw the marketing plan the cash flow sheet and some other things which we dont understand all the teams break off and decide upon their plans 2 years later (yeah yeah at 3.15) we all assemble back in the class he takes a look at the three groups ads (three because one of the groups delayed their ad and sir refused to see their work)and the other calculations and randomly wrote anything between 10% loss to 25 lakh on each one of the papers then we head back to the same place and try to fix things (actually just roam around the college) and 1 year later (no at 4.00) come back to submit the papers again the most defining moment of the week followed krishnaraj sir glances at all the sheets and furiously opines that we do not know how to write the balance sheet and all he says that he was tired of teaching us and इंशा अल्लाह he will never meet us again (actually that was the exact thing the students were telling me about sir when Ijoined the class that hope we will never have him again) but it has all changed now everyone likes him now (that includes me) and we hope he will continue teaching us in the future thats all on that day

FRIDAY everyone is talking about their business plan and nothing else nthing much that day either

thats all from the week that wasnt

byeeeeeee